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Te Crimnson AeutoCoreckt on th Friits

March 12, 2012


Te Crmsn xperianced sum troobles todey s th tipicly relyed up on awtokorrect haze undregown som dificultys. Staf hav desperitly tryed too continew werk as usuel, butt their have bean an ajustmant peiriod. “Ths is whard,” reaports coe-ditor-in-cheif Jaque Strape, “Howw ear computters so smarte?” Wii apalagize four eny inconveineence. Advertisements

Crimson First Edition Released to Mixed Reviews

January 19, 2012


Today, a new cutting edge periodical unveiled itself on campus to a thoroughly lukewarm reception.  “What’s a crimdon?” queried Junior Daniel Weisman, thoughtfully.  “Oh, red?  No, I like blue better.”  Other reviews among the student populus were similarly unenthusiastic, ranging from confusion, “what are you talking about?” (Senior, Andy Velasco), to denial, “Do you know […]