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Te Crimnson AeutoCoreckt on th Friits

March 12, 2012


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CMail in a Better Place Now

March 10, 2012


“CMail just…had to go away for a while,” said technician Albert Poile in an interview last week, “It’s safe and healthy and happy now. It’s running in green fields with all of its best friends: floppy disc, VCR, and rotary dial telephone.” “CMail is still alive…inside all of us,” added Poile, tearfully, “It’s the mayor […]

Clark Unveils, Discontinues C*LI*T

March 9, 2012


A new L*IN*K application, titled C*LI*T, which allows students to “Clark It!”, was unveiled and discontinued last Tuesday. “We apologize to anyone who was offended by the program,” said Harry Johnson of the Clark University Networking Team.