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Confused Arkansans Vote Kony in Primary

March 12, 2012

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Lord’s Resistance Army Leader Picks up 36 Delegates, Considers Officially Joining Race. “From what I gather people are dissatisfied with the field this year,” says the controversial figure, “I figure I’ve already got a viral campaign and some ardent supporters, why can’t I take a shot at Romney?” Republican Party leaders remain skeptical. “He’s a divisive […]

Local City Councilman’s Campaign Sunk by Baby Eating Allegations

January 19, 2012

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“The claims are categorically untrue, slanderous, and, frankly, unfunny,” says campaign spokeswoman Sherry Shapstick. Despite this denial, the candidate has been followed by baby eating allegations for all of his political career. He and his wife have even had trouble in their attempts to adopt a child. His adversary, Pete MacNanaham, managed to keep his […]