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“CMail just…had to go away for a while,” said technician Albert Poile in an interview last week, “It’s safe and healthy and happy now. It’s running in green fields with all of its best friends: floppy disc, VCR, and rotary dial telephone.” “CMail is still alive…inside all of us,” added Poile, tearfully, “It’s the mayor […]
January 13, 2012
Following a brief hearing in front of an Admissions Tribunal, sophomore James Collins was found guilty of calling a residence hall a “dorm”. He was sentenced to death by firing squad. The execution took place moments later behind the new John Bassett Admissions Center. Collins was reportedly outside the newly renovated Wright Hall when the […]
The Crimson 
March 10, 2012
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