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Atheism Grows at Clark as Belief in Tom Brady Dwindles

March 12, 2012

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Clark University is one of many New England schools experiencing a sudden upshot in Atheism since the Patriot’s defeat in Super Bowl XLVI. The surge began in early February, peaked in the middle month, and has maintained steady growth since. “I just…don’t want to talk about it,” said junior Clarence Riddles, “Just…fuck.” Support systems which usually help to […]

Clarkies Realize that Girl is Better at Diving than Any of Them Will Ever Be at Anything in Their Entire Lives

March 9, 2012

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Baseball Team Really Doesn’t Get Why No One Goes to Their Games

January 19, 2012

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The baseball team apparently still doesn’t get why nobody goes to their games, the AP reports. To students, the issue is glaringly obvious: “There’s no dirt in the infield” says student Alan Embree, “that’s just not real baseball”. The sophomore added, “I feel like I’m watching an Expos game.”