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Cafeteria Claims No Laxatives are Used in Food; Student Body’s Anuses Disagree

March 12, 2012


“I may be an asshole but I’m not an idiot,” says one enraged anus. “I just spent half an hour pooping air,” said another livid anus, “That shouldn’t be as common as it is.” Sodexo rebutes these charges, stating the claims are “biased analysis.” Advertisements