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Clark Campus Speaks Out in Favor of “Global Temperature Diversity” Program

March 13, 2012

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“I’m glad to see that the world is finally taking a stand against weather inequality,” said President David Angel this week, speaking to an audience of his immediate family.  Angel posited that separate is never equal, and that Clark’s opposition to categorization can be a model for the conduct of the world.  “From now on, […]

Confused Arkansans Vote Kony in Primary

March 12, 2012

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Lord’s Resistance Army Leader Picks up 36 Delegates, Considers Officially Joining Race. “From what I gather people are dissatisfied with the field this year,” says the controversial figure, “I figure I’ve already got a viral campaign and some ardent supporters, why can’t I take a shot at Romney?” Republican Party leaders remain skeptical. “He’s a divisive […]

Israel to Continue “Occupy West Bank” Movement

March 7, 2012

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#OccupyWestBank

Student “Likes” Israel-Palestine Article on Facebook

January 14, 2012

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But doesn’t, you know, like it.

Iranian Nuclear Missiles Hidden Under Bio-Physics Building

January 14, 2012

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“I always knew something was under there. I thought it was just a really big magnet, but in retrospect that seems retarded,” says Kofi Annan.