Clark Campus Speaks Out in Favor of “Global Temperature Diversity” Program

Posted on March 13, 2012

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“I’m glad to see that the world is finally taking a stand against weather inequality,” said President David Angel this week, speaking to an audience of his immediate family.  Angel posited that separate is never equal, and that Clark’s opposition to categorization can be a model for the conduct of the world.  “From now on, snow can happen in October and sixty degree days can occur in January!” the president exclaimed in a daze.  Clark junior Rachel Greenstone, a long-time supporter of weather diversity added triumphantly, “the fight for diversity and equality is not always easy, but it is always right.”  The Planet Earth could not be reached for comment.

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