Unwelcome Student Feels Unwelcome at Party

Posted on March 12, 2012


“It’s like they didn’t even want me here,” said sophomore Darren Collins, who was unwanted.

“We were just trying to have a quiet night with close friends,” said reluctant host Marcia Allen, “Then Darren showed up. I didn’t want to be rude and kick him out, so we’ve all just been giving him passive aggressive looks for the last 45 minutes. He still just doesn’t get it.”

“I’m getting eyes from all the ladies,” reported Collins, “Just not the kind I want. Maybe my breath smells.”

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