Handicap Door Handicaps Student

Posted on March 12, 2012


A student was handicapped by the handicap door beside Jazzman’s in the Fucking Around Commons this week. The door, designed by an idiot, requires the strength of ten men to open it. Julia Strikeman, the student in question, was no match.

“I tried to open the door…it opened a bit and then slowly crushed my foot as it closed back upon me,” Strikeman recalls, “At least now I can press the button without feeling like an asshole.”

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