RLH Changes Move-Out Date to March 23rd

Posted on March 10, 2012


Students had previously been graciously granted 16 hours after the conclusion of finals to leave campus.

“Everyone’s so busy after Thanksgiving that time spent in the residence halls drop dramatically, which makes it not worth our resources to even keep the halls open,” an RLH statement read. “But Easter time is so hectic around here we figured we’d just round it to March 23rd, for the sake of everyone.”

The rooms will continue to be available to students after the move-out date at a rate of $50 an hour.

When asked if dates for the Fall semester were to be changed, an RLH spokesperson responded, “You fuckers don’t think you’re getting back in, do you? This isn’t a charity ward.”

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