‘Academic Commons’ to be Rechristened ‘Fucking Around Commons’

Posted on February 1, 2012

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The Academic Commons, remembered most for looking like an airport terminal, the two day “LikeALittle” Massacre, and that asshole behind you while you’re studying for a midterm who won’t stop talking about his plans to visit friends in Boston, is getting  a new name! The new “Fucking Around Commons” sign is expected to be installed within the next month, with changes made to pamplets and promotional materials soon after.

“I used to be lost in a sea of words,” says one student, ” Now I fuck around like a guy on a jet ski.”

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