Local City Councilman’s Campaign Sunk by Baby Eating Allegations

Posted on January 19, 2012


“The claims are categorically untrue, slanderous, and, frankly, unfunny,” says campaign spokeswoman Sherry Shapstick.

Despite this denial, the candidate has been followed by baby eating allegations for all of his political career. He and his wife have even had trouble in their attempts to adopt a child.

His adversary, Pete MacNanaham, managed to keep his campaign afloat, despite claims of him being a total douche bag.

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