Baseball Team Really Doesn’t Get Why No One Goes to Their Games

Posted on January 19, 2012


The baseball team apparently still doesn’t get why nobody goes to their games, the AP reports. To students, the issue is glaringly obvious: “There’s no dirt in the infield” says student Alan Embree, “that’s just not real baseball”. The sophomore added, “I feel like I’m watching an Expos game.”

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