Cafeteria Foodstuffs Onioninize

Posted on January 14, 2012


The cafeteria’s foodstuffs Saladerity Movement succeeded last week in their struggle for onionization. Foodstuffs had organicized just outside campus, standing for hours on end to the cheers of “Ice cream for justice!” and “Lettuce have a living wage!” It had bean hours when the news finally leeked that the food would have an onion. The foods relished in their victory, and some even mustard tears on the momentous occasion. The group triumphantly marched into their newly restored place of work and were all eaten. Except the potato gratin.

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