Annie’s Still Closed on Sundays

Posted on January 14, 2012


“Fuck,” says senior Dennis Rodman, “I really wanted some homefries.” By Rodman’s estimation he has attempted to patronize Annie’s Clark Brunch on 31 Sundays in his eight semesters at Clark University. “They’d make like a million dollars if they were open Sunday mornings,” hypothesized the hungry and disgruntled student, “They should be open nights, too. At least, like, once a week. That would be sick.”

“The caf just sucks,” Rodman added, walking dejectedly towards the University Center.

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